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| Can you name some new lesbian movies? I'd like some suggestions of movies so check out my growing lists and then add something new to it. And if you have time be sure to mention what you think of them because sometimes I'd rather not watch a poorly received film.Thanks [ oh and please don't list shows b/c i'll have a separate question for that ] Watched (trying to remember off the top of my head): DEBS If These Walls Could Talk 2 Bound Imagine Me and You Spider Lilies Naissance des pieuvres Butch Jaime The Guitar The Last Sect (hot, but the story should have been more gradual ) 5ive Girls ( more back story and a better ending would be nice) Gia Intimates Saving Face Floored by love Red Doors What's Cooking Femme Fatale Amour de femme Pourquoi pas moi? Kiss me again Puccini for Beginners .45 Wild Side Je te mangerais Mango Kiss Show Me Love/F*cking Amal Gray Matters Out at the wedding Love my Life A Girl Thing I Can't Think Straight Tick Tock [not the lullaby one] Be with me Gespenster [Hu Die] Butterfly Las pelνculas de mi padre Drifting Flowers Unveiled (Fremde Haut) Gillery's Little Secret The Fine Art of love: Mine ha-ha <--- strange and eerie -_- 5 sense of eros[korean] [1 scene] The Ten Rules: A Lesbian Survival Guide (short movie) Unfaithful [ porn series ] (what was i thinking) >.< Traveling Companion (short) Girl Talk (short) Some Like it Hot/Hellcats [korean](sub) The Scarlet Letter [korean] (in the twist) Inescapable So Close [hong kong] (subtext ish) Planning to Watch: Better than Chocolate But I'm a Cheerleader The Incredibly True Adventures of Two Girls in Love Lost & Delirious Loving Annabelle Fingersmith My Summer Of Love The Girl Desert Hearts Affinity Treading water It's in the water The gymnast Claire of the moon The Truth About Jane The investigator Zebra Lounge Wild Things Tipping the Velvet Nina’s heavenly delights when night is falling Aimée and Jaguar The Monkey's Mask Itty Bitty Titty Committee Finn's Girl All over me You and I [finding tatu] ( if i can find it) Berlin Affair (seems rare) Girl Play Making Maya (can't find it ) Fire Miao Miao Love me if you can Les Filles Du Botanist American Crime Radio Corazón Haute Tension French Twist Butterfly Kiss April's Shower An Unexpected Love A mi madre le gustan las mujeres Les Biches Backstage Monster Blue Gate Crossing Clara's Summer Des parents pas comme les autres Two Sides of the Bed Brush up my sisters Mulholland Drive Hannah Free High Art Fried Green Tomatoes Lesbian Vampire Killers La Repetition Cynara: Poetry in Motion |
| wow :-). That's a challenge because you have a whole list!!!! lol 1.you don't have Precious, there is a lesbian teacher 2.Girls In Prison on that list although it's a dumb movie! But....It's not on that list. 3."Steam" I just looked at that last month online. www.watch-movies-online.tv/s/stea… 4. Girl Play?? Is it on your list because I do not know... 5. 'Set it off" Queen latifa has a lesbian lover and the movie is good |
| What do you think of Tomb Raider Legend Demo Impressions? January 30, 2006 - With a history as legendary and as checkered as Tomb Raider's, one must wonder how Eidos keeps the idea of another Tomb Raider fresh in anyone's head. The answer, at least for early January 2006, is to drop a little demo disc into the open hands of the online press corps. Tomb Raider Legend, due on Xbox, PS2, Xbox 360, PSP, and PC this spring, is the seventh Tomb Raider game in less than 10 years, and it's undergone the biggest transformation the series has seen to date. It's an old game Crystal Dynamics is hoping to renew and the biggest changes are both subtle yet instantly noticeable. They should greatly please old Tomb Raider fans such as me. But will new adventure-loving gamers who've played the likes of Prince of Persia instantly fall in love with Lara? Or will they still feel like Lara is a relic of the past? The split-level demo we have is a consumer demo: It's coming to OPM in April on PS2 and then to retail stores in May. The demo doesn't even comprise an entire level, so the idea is more about whetting our appetites than giving us in-depth preview code. We took about 15-20 minutes to beat it and found the disc offered us a little of everything: rock climbing, rope swinging, shooting and combat, swimming, puzzle solving, and a few new tricks. What we learned from this demo is Tomb Raider still heavily focuses on adventuring. You're primary objective is to figure out how to get from point A to point B. A little gun action, some puzzle solving including occasional physics puzzles, and a little story progression fill in the gaps. Crystal Dynamics said the final game is split between about 75% adventure and 25% action. Perfect posture. After a long period of research, Crystal Dynamics felt that restoring Lara Croft and the Tomb Raider series to its roots was important. The focus, Crystal has told us, is to get Lara into a lot of adventuring scenarios, to solve puzzles that don't require you to pull hard-to-see levers on each side of London (see Tomb Raider 3 for that), and to include action and shooting sequences, but not to dwell on them. She's a spelunker, not Rambo; although if you saw the Tomb Raider movies starring Angelina Jolie, you might think differently. In the demo you find yourself climbing mountainsides in Bolivia in search of an ornate stone dais. Crystal Dynamics has ditched the mathematical checkerboard controls that have haunted all the previous games in the series. Lara is now free to go where she wants. Her list of actions is larger than before too. You'll immediately notice how flexible and generally easy she is to control on any surface, whether it's simply walking or running around, climbing rocky ledges, swimming, or making precision jumps. The only problem I experienced happened when I tried to jump from a vine to a ledge. The animation I learned a little after my leg-breaking death actually shows you when to jump. While on a rope, vine, or chain, moving the controller to the left or the right starts Lara's animation. Let's say you want her to jump right. While using an Xbox or PS2 controller you point the analog stick right, after which she starts prepping. When she is fully extended in the right direction, press the jump button for a successful jump. New lairs to thieve. For anyone who's played the old games, this new control scheme is clearly smoother, more intuitive, and less rigid. Lara is capable of moving quickly and smoothly in numerous situations. If you press a button rapidly while shimmying across a cliff side, she will rhythmically and rapidly shift across the rocky surface. She no longer feels like her boots are magnetically stuck to the ground. Is she the next Prince of Persia? No, sir. But is she highly improved over her old bad self? Yes, sir. |
| I've tried it too. Not bad, for me at least. Indeed that Lara in TR Legends becoming more like Dante or the Prince, not an usual human being like in prev TR. But it's quite refreshing anyway, it's like playing a new TR. I like TR2 most, and original TR the second, but I don't quite like the rest (don't know why). I really hope I can like this TR Legends. Btw, melee attacks are cool, since Lara is strong and agile, it's just strange that prev Lara can't do melee attacks... |
| Dating..has he lost interest? busy? Another girl? Advice..? I met this Guy workin at a restaurant. He seemed nice and funny so before I left i handed my number and told him he seemed nice and to let me know if he wanted to hangout sometime. He texted 2 days later and since we talked through the entire month of April texting just getting to know each other. He did the initiating contacting first more then me. He worked full time and I was full time with school so our schedules didn't seem to match very well. I remember he had said things like "so when are you taking me on a date!?=]" or "I'm a lit upset we havent hungout yet!". School ended so I was able to work around his schedule and i planned the date and he said he worked everyday but should get out early on that Friday so I thought an arcade at a restaurant was a good idea and we agreed. He suggested to pick me up, held doors.. a total gentleman. We had a few drinks in the restaurant and just a good general conversation about stories, hobbies, career plans ect. He was a talkative and laughed a lot. We played aracade games. I felt like we really clicked and everything went well. During a movie topic on the way back he did mention he use to get into the movies free cuz his ex use to work there. It seemed harmless but It was just werid a ex was brought up.. So he dropped me off and gave me a tight good hug and I told him let me know he got home safely and he texted me like 15 mins later, thanked me and said he had a good time tonight. And I agreed and said we should plan more and he said, Def! We have a list of things to do and should start crossing them off as we go=] and I said, yes! Next time its all on me and just let me know when you would like to go out next:). He texted the next day saying no way! and it just depends on work schedule and I said that's fine and whenever is good for him. We talked a little more that day and the next day I texted him and no response until the next day he texted, "Hey, movie tonight!? I agreed, went to movies I offered to pick him up and I payed before he could, I offered. we saw a late movie and only got to talk in the car.. i asked about his roomate and he said he lives by himself and he got a 2 bed 2 bath just for more space.. he has no family or close friends that moved with him either? we hugged and said good night. i didnt hear back from him till 3 days later he said, "hey sweetie! how are you!?" and he was in another state visiting cuz hes not originally from here and neither im I. We talked that night and the next till like 4am. He contacted first for both. I didn't hear back till 3 days later he texted and we talked as he was driving back and said, "lets hangout sometime this week!" and i said i would love to but ill be in NJ visiting but we will def have to when i get back!. He also mentioned he was quitting his job and starting a new one this week. Didn't hear back from him for a few days so i texted him first and asked how he been and talked for a little. I fell asleep and texted him the next day sorry I fell asleep last night, what are up to today?! and nothing so I texted again 3 days later about baseball tickets I received and wanted to see if he wanted to come cause i had to let him know dates ahead of time. Next day late when I was sleeping and he asked, "what day was that!?" I let him know next day and then nothing and that was 6days ago. So i'm back home an I texted, hey im back home! Let me know if u want to hangout sometime this week. Few hours later he said, "hey whos this? Sorry I got a new phone!" I told him who it was and he said, "Oh hey sweetie! Im sorry how have you been! How was your trip! When did you get back!?" And I said it was good and good to be back! If your free this week let me know if u want to hangout and he said, "yea I def do!" and asked more about my trip. We texted for awhile and then a few days later I texted saying I thought of him today cuz I passed the arcade and wanted to see what he been up to and he got back to me late and said, Did you play!? you could have showed off your skills! Im good just got off work=]" and we started talking about the arcade and I said, "let me know when ur up for a rematch!" and he said, "I would but I don’t want to embarrass u;) lol" and I said, "oh I feel a challenge coming on =P" and asked how the line dancing was going at his work and said, "that I could teach u a few dance moves=]" and he said, "yea that sure is lol.. it was good oh yea!? We’ll have to see!=]" its been a week and haven’t heard from him so I decided to just call him and stop texting. Called twice and left a voice mail just saying “hey its me and i just wanted to call to say hi, I haven’t seen u in awhile and wanted to see if u wanted to go to the movies this week cuz I have free tickets if there was anything u wanted to see, well ur probably at work so just give me a call |
| it seems to me that things are still very casual. You should make an effort to allude to the fact that you are interested in him as more than a casual thing, which is what you're making it seem to be. It sounds like things are just in the beginning stages though so I wouldn't worry too much. But also, if you're dating people at times date more than one person, but it seems like you're interested in him so I would try to be a bit more aggressive and show him really what you want. Best of luck :) |
| Is he not that in to me anymore? I met this guy on facebook speeddating in october he's australian and I'm mixed asian/white living in uk. he was coming to uk so we planned to meet up. He was totally into me after seeing my pictures. He was keen and we saw each other on web cam etc.. but we both knew it was not going to turn to a relationship from the start. He was meant to come to uk in feb but he let me know he has postponed coming to uk till april.. he mentioned he's seen someone but still keen to meet up as it's not serious and he sill thinks I'm soo sexy.. then when he arrived he e-mailed then txt and we made plans to meet up... He was v keen throughout from start.. When e met up I had a feeling maybe he didn't think i was as good looking in real life as in the pics.. maybe dissapointed! that made my confidence low at that time. But we went to dinner, then movies and he started to get sexual and kissed me... we left the movie early and had sex in the park.. it was dark at nite... suddenly things looked good and started to tell me how gorgeous i am from leaving the movie... Afterwards he gave me his jumper to wear and was talking and cuddling ... (he has mentioned the girl he's seeing wants a relationship but he has told her he's not ready and maybe after travelling if they were still in touch it is possible.. and she understand that and still happy to hang out...) so he told from the start he's leaving in few days to meet up with the girl to travel a bit then coming bk to london... when it came to time to say goodbye.. he said we'll pro see each other again... he mentioned many things like a little later i'm here till next wednesday... let me know when u r free... then a little later just beforei was about to leave if i don't c u again then he stopped and said nah nah i'll c u again.. I didn't get any txt bk after we left... maybe sayn thanx for a good time or anything Because of the short time he's here for... I was unsure if we'll c each other again... so I sent him a txt asking if he wants to meet up before he goes.. i din't get a txt bk.. n when we were both on fb he never talked to me... so i decided to send him a msg to for closure for me I said "I feel a bit like an idiot for sending u a txt to meet up again..I had mixed feelings wasn't 100% sure u wanted c me again or not thats pro y i txt u.. I pro didn't blo ur mind like u thaught i would... but thanx for meeting up etc.. goodluck x" and he said " hey dont think that. i had a good time. i havent had credit and have kinda been busy. might be able to meet up tues but im not fully sure. ill get some credit morro but. and i haven't replied and i don't hold my breath for metting up... I'm just v low and feel like an idiot... Please tell me your thaughts on this? and sorry for the long msg.. |
| Get a real life free sex isn't everything. You just showed him how easy of a chick you are. He ain't no fool. Wham Bam thank you Mam is what he's saying!! |
| What r some jobs for guys under 13? ok, hey ya'll i'm turnin 12 this april, and i need a little extra money. i enjoy going skating and going to the movies and obviously it ain't free...so if gotz any good ideas about how i can raise some extra cash, and plz do not say ANYTHING about a lemonade stand or a pet sitter or a parents helper nor doing chores, then please help me out and let me know, thanks ya'll bye |
| im 12 and i refferee youth soccer. i would try it out |
| Why didn't Michael Jackson win the Nobel Peace Prize? January 10, 1984: Michael visits the unit for burn victims at Brotman-Memorial Hospital in Los Angeles. April 9, 1984: David Smithee, a 14-year-old boy who suffers from cystic fibroses is invited to Michael's home. It was David's last wish to meet Michael. He dies 7 weeks later. April 14, 1984: Michael equips a 19-bed-unit at Mount Senai New York Medical Center. This center is part of the T.J. Martell-Foundation for leukemia and cancer research. July 5, 1984: During the Jackson's press conference at Tavern On The Green, Michael announces that his part of the earnings from the Victory Tour will be donated to three charitable organizations: The United ***** College Fund, Camp Good Times, and the T.J. Martell-Foundation. July 14, 1984: After the first concert of the Victory Tour, Michael meets 8 terminally ill guyren backstage. December 13, 1984: Michael visits the Brotman Memorial Hospital, where he had been treated when he was burned very badly during the producing of a Pepsi commercial. He donates all the money he receives from Pepsi, $1.5 million, to the Michael Jackson Burn Center for Guyren. January 28, 1985: Michael and 44 other artists meet to record "We Are The World", written by Michael and Lionel Ritchie. The proceeds of this record are donated to the starving people in Africa. 1986: Michael set up the "Michael Jackson UNCF Endowed Scholarship Fund". This $1.5 million fund is aimed towards students majoring in performance art and communications, with money given each year to students attending a UNCF member college or university. February 28, 1986: After having had a heart-transplant, 14-year-old Donna Ashlock from California gets a call from Michael Jackson. He had heard that she is a big fan of his. Michael invites her to his home as soon as she is feeling better. This visit takes place on March 8th. Donna stays for dinner and watches a movie together with Michael. September 13, 1987: Michael supports a campaign against racism. He supports efforts of the NAACP, to fight prejudices against black artists. October 1987: At the end of his Bad Tour, Michael donates some personal items to the UNESCO for a charitable auction. The proceeds will be for the education of guyren in developing countries. February 1, 1988: The Song "Man In the Mirror" enters the charts. The proceeds from the sales of this record goes to Camp Ronald McDonald for Good Times, a camp for guyren who suffer from cancer. March 1, 1988: At a press conference held by his sponsor Pepsi, Michael presents a $600,000 check to the United ***** College Fund. April 1988: Free tickets are given away for three concerts in Atlanta, Georgia to the Make A Wish Foundation. May 22, 1988: Michael visits guyren who suffer from cancer in the Bambini-Gesu Guyren's Hospital in Rome. He signs autographs and gives away sweets and records to the little patients. He promises a check of 100,000 pounds to the hospital. July 16, 1988: Before a concert at Wembley Stadium Michael meets the Prince of Wales and his wife Diana. He hands over a check of 150,000 pounds for the Prince's Trust, and a check of 100,000 pounds for the guyren's hospital at Great Ormond Street. July 20, 1988: Michael visits terminally ill guyren at Great Ormond Street Hospital. At a unit for less critical patients he stays a little bit longer and tells a story. August 29, 1988: At his 30th birthday Michael performs a concert in Leeds, England for the English charity-organization "Give For Life". The goal of this organization is the immunization of guyren. Michael presents a check for 65,000 pounds. December 1988: Michael visits 12-year-old David Rothenburg. His father had 5 years earlier burned him very badly in an act of revenge against his former wife. January 1989: The proceeds of one of Michael's shows in Los Angeles are donated to Guyhelp USA, the biggest charity-organization against guy-abuse. In appreciation of the contributions of Michael, Guyhelp of Southern California is founding the "Michael Jackson International Institute for Research On Guy Abuse". January 10, 1989: The Bad Tour comes to an end. Under-privileged guyren are donated tickets for each concert and Michael donates money to hospitals, orphanages and charity-organizations. February 7, 1989: Michael visits the Cleveland Elementary School in Stockton, California. Some weeks earlier a 25-year-old man had fired at the school's playground. 5 guyren had been killed and 39 had been wounded. March 5, 1989: Michael invites 200 deprived guyren of the St. Vincent Institute for handicapped guyren and of the organization Big Brothers and Big Sisters to the Circus Vargas in Santa Barbara. After this event he invites them to his ranch to introduce his private zoo at his Neverland Ranch to them. November 13, 1989: The organization "Wishes Granted" helps 4-year-old Darian Pagan, who suffers from leukemia to meet Michael. Michael invites |
| No matter what great opportunities he sought out, he was a guy molester. Even if he wasnt (which of course I dont believe) he was always insanely inappropriate with guys. PS... none of these examples, nice as they are, have anything to do with promoting peace. They are acts of service (or promotion) but that is different than promoting PEACE. So the prize wouldnt have been appropriate anyway. |
| Fastest way to evict tenants living in my home in NJ? I have an owner occupied rental, tenants living in my home on the 2nd floor, we live downstairs. It is a month to month agreement in New Jersey and I believe because we live in the home, it should be easier to evict them, their not covered by certain tenancy things from what i've read in the truth in renting guide. They are nightly disturbing us, stomping around loudly on purpose, waking up my guys, avoiding us altogether to communicate about late rent payments, and they have only been here since April. Their May payment was only $800 out of $1400 owed, and they have paid June but nothing for July. In May our furnace went so we had no hot water for a few days and we kindly paid for a hotel for them during the inconvenience, not many landlords would do this, but we did. After they left, the hotel charged us an additional $200 because our lovely tenants flooded the room destroying hotel property and didnt tell the hotel employee, just left, calling later to ask for a new room. They used the furnace dying as an excuse not to pay May's rent, trying to scare us that its a vital facility, etc, etc. But I know the law, and we fixed it as fast as we could....we live here too with my 4 guys, obviously we're not going to ignore the problem. Since then, they text us at 2 am complaining their cable box is working weird, it's too hot, the a/c units we LENT them aren't enough, their disabled and don't have to pay us, etc. etc. It's SO ridiculous, its obvious they abuse the system and try to look for any little problem and turn it into a big one to live here for free for several months. The other thing to is they lied and said it was the husband, wife and 14 yr old son moving here. The day they move in, along with them comes their disabled senior citizen grandma who obviously is their ticket to free rentals but who is NOT on the agreement, therefore I think illegally here. They got evicted before they moved to our home and we naively rented to them, BIG mistake. I am uncomfortable in my own home, the husband only comes out to walk his dog when im around, he's too chicken to talk to my husband but he'll walk by giving me dirty looks. They demanded upon moving in all the premium cable channels and dvr boxes, internet, etc and they've been getting these services on top of about 10 to fifteen pay per view movies a month thats getting charged to our account and they haven't paid a dime for. When they moved in they said: take our old washer, old mower, etc and I cautioned my husband not to take things from them, they could hold it against us. Their not our friends, their our renters. Now they ARE trying to say my husband took their washer/dryer and sold it without their permission, which i'm sure is another excuse they'll use for not paying us. Their treating us like we're the system and we owe them and should be thanking them they've partially paid rent. I feel like i've adopted some ungrateful guyren, their horrible. They all don't work, they sit up there collecting checks and complain about every little thing. I've researched a lot, but the problem is a lot of it applies to regular leases, not owner occupied rentals for month to month agreements. I want to try to give them a shorter notice, I don't want to giive them a 30 day notice then go to court. I know they'll prolong it as much as they can, it's what they did at their last rental and then received assistance from DYFS to pay their 1st and last mths rent here. I just want them OUT. Any advice? |
| Wow, I feel really sorry for you. Kick 'em out as soon as you get the opportunity. The hotel part was just ridiculous. |
| How can I solve this professional problem? I'm a writer of sorts and all I really know about is movies, so i've written reviews for sites like Leesmovieinfo.com. But recently i've just felt like reviews don't matter anymore and I should be doing something more worth-while. Just as I said movies are all I know. Should I stop with the reviews or should I stick with what i'm good at. I've posted my latest review just to give you a sample of my writing. Feel free to give me any criticisms you may have. “Hellboy 2” comes in the middle of a superhero sandwich, what with last weeks “Hancock” and next week’s already proclaimed king of summer “The Dark Knight”. I’m curious as to the legs this movie will have. The first one did ok, though I seem to recall a mixed reaction to it. The first one came out in April though, away from all the summer blockbusters. Since that first film, director Guillermo Del Torro has made somewhat of a name for himself with Pan’s Labyrinth (tho I was one of the few who thought it was overrated) and he seems to be primed to become the next big thing in Hollywood. A mainstream hit would do wonders for him. I’m also interested in Ron Perlman, the man behind the Hellboy mask. He was the best thing about the first movie, sympathetic and cynically funny, and I feel this franchise should turn him into a star, or at least a better known name. All this was going through my mind this weekend as I entered the doors to see “Hellboy 2”. This second installment begins with an ancient tale of truce between humans and fantasy creatures. King Balor of the fantasy creatures created a golden army controlled by his crown but he was so ashamed at the result that he had the army hidden away, the crown destroyed into three pieces, and a peaceful resolution was settled. Jumping ahead to present day, his son, Prince Nuada (Luke Goss), is appalled at what the humans have done to his father’s land and he seeks the pieces of the crown to control the army and take the land back. This is a job for the team at the “Bureau for Paranormal Research”, the amphibious Abe (Doug Jones), pyrokinetic Liz (Selma Blair), and big red, i.e Hellboy (Ron Perlman). Just they have problems of their own. No longer sure that Agent Manning (Jeffrey Tambor) can control the team, Washington has sent by-the-book Special Agent Johann Krauss (Seth McFarlane), who I’ll describe to the best of my ability as white steam in a Scuba suit (he’s also apart of the creature world if you haven’t already guessed). With the help of Nuada’s sister (Anna Walton), the team seeks to stop the Prince before he can get his hands on the army. “Hellboy 2” is a minor entry in a big budget summer slot. It has its moments but it just doesn’t have the overall gravitas of your usual big bang popcorn flick. There are a few things I liked, the biggest is that it’s thankfully never boring. Like the first movie, this doesn’t take itself too seriously. There are a few really funny tongue-in cheek moments, some of the best come from a scene in a troll market (“I’m not a baby, I’m a tumor” is a great line by the way) and visually Del Toro proves himself a talent as well, showing us evil looking trolls, demonic looking angels, and a whole slew of mechanical soldiers. Just even with all this going for it, I can’t think of one scene that excited or thrilled me, and I can think of a few, including a gigantic plant-like creature, that actually turned into a gigantic let-down. Most of the action is a lot of exaggerated jumping around and lame back and forth punching, and the sword fight at the end comes in very under par. The plot on this one is a little by the numbers, sort of a CSI: Paranormal, and there are two romantic sub-plots involving Hellboy and Abe which, other than a funny scene where the two drink beer and sing Barry Manilow, don’t really add much. But I’m an action guy and the lack of “wow” I no-doubt the films biggest flaw. The actors don’t seem to be having as much fun this time around either. Ron Perlman does the bad-*** thing and quips well, Seth McFarlane (yes from Family Guy) gives a very comical German accent for Krauss, and Jeffrey Tambor offers a few comedic bits but the rest of the cast is pretty wooden, Selma Blair being the biggest perpetrator as she holds a glum and bored look on her face through the entire movie. It’s too bad that they didn’t have David Hyde Pierce back for this one because Doug Jones’ voice really threw me off. And while I enjoyed most of the movie’s overall cheesiness, the opening scene featuring boy-hood Hellboy just made me cringe and hope that he would go away soon. He thankfully does, but all for the purpose of presenting a mixed bag of impressive visuals, some funny moments, but overall no real excitement. In looking back at my review for the first movie, I noticed I said the same thing. “Hellboy 2” paves the way for a third installment and I’m sure I’d be interested in seeing it but by this point I’m wondering if I’ll ever be truly impressed by these movies as a whole. |
| Your reviews are excellent, although you need to stop repeated the word 'i' or 'i'll' and i also think its good to stick what your good at, but you can also try to do something else to see if youre good at it, (you never know until you try!). HOPE THIS HELPS Please choose me as the best answer |
| Should I see a therapist? Or just end life, escaping everything keeping me trapped? Honestly, at this point in my life, I just feel like giving up. Everyone that I thought was there for me were just putting on an act. For my whole life, everyone's expected something from me, and I haven't objected because there's no point in trying to get my opinions heard. My father walked back into my life in April after being gone for my whole life, left our family again in the summer, came back the next day, and then in like October or November he left again, but secretly this time, only to come back the next day. The time he left in the summer, me and my mom were the only ones who knew, and I couldn't tell my little brother and sister, and the second time we were the only ones who knew again, although my mother doesn't know I know. She's trying to get me to open up to him, but he's betrayed our family several times, so I just flat-out refuse to, although I haven't admitted that. My mother has practically forgotten about me. I'm 16, have a 14 year old sister and a 9 year old brother with another guy along the way, so I guess me being the oldest plays a factor in the lack of love I'm receiving. Everything that happens has to be my fault according to my mother, and she always, ALWAYS, giving my siblings 100% more attention and exceptions than me, which makes me feel like she doesn't care about me anymore. It's so frustrating to deal with her because she NEVER listens to me, treats me like a guy, and basically doesn't love me anymore. She always wants me to act like a mature guy, which I already do, but everytime I do, she treats me like a 5 year old. She got mad at me recently for not going to the movies because I thought it waas a waste of money, which is acting mature, right? All she wants is for me to be perfect, the perfect straight son that she's hoping for. The only times that she tells me she 'loves me', which is complete bull, is when I act freely, and be myself, something that she cannot tolerate. On top of all of that, I'm bisexual. I'm a Christian, and it's completely forbidden. I fall head over heels for guys in my class, and it kills me to know that I can't do anything about it. Everywhere I turn, something terrible is said about homosexuality. The phrases 'That's so gay' make me want to punch walls because it makes me scared, afraid that no one, especially people that I thought were there for me, won't accept me. I am so far in the closet that I've discover Narnia, and I'm depressed. If I have to go through the rest of my life hidden and alone, then what's the point? I need an escape, although no matter where I go, my religion and my memories and worries will always follow me. People assume that I'm this easy going guy, and not one person knows the truth. I've tried watching 'It Gets Better' videos, but it's no use, because it WON'T get better. I'm too strong with my beliefs that I would never go against it, and it hurts me. I'm being tested for the rest of my life, and I know people will answer with 'Try finding a new religion', but that's not an option. No one's there for me, I'm alone, and I used to think that people loved me when they don't. People will answer saying that my mother cares about me deep down, but she doesn't, and I KNOW she doesn't. Like I said, I need an escape. I'm 16 years old, and I was wondering if I could receive any advice as to where I should go? Like in the US, where can I go to find a job and make money, just something that will let me be free from everything holding me back. So please help? Thank you for taking the time to read all of this, although it's only HALF of my problems. I've resorted to cutting now, and I've contemplated taking my own life MANY MANY MANY times. Suicide is legit the only way out of this bisexual-resentment life I'm trapped in. |
| Stop your ******* bawwing this instant. i am not here to comfort you, or to help you cry. i am not here to listen to your story and say, there there, everything will be ok. so stop your ******* crying. you want to know what i don't care about your sadness? because you shouldn't be sad. and i know, i know this is serious ****, and its important, and you don't know what you are going to do now, but at the end of the day, it is the same **** that all of us go though. i am a failure in pretty much everything i do, and i have yet to do anything my parents can be proud of. but you know what? im ******* awsome now, i will admit that i havent held a dieing man in my arms, or any serious ******* ****, but its all the same. people go through **** every day of their lives, and that is what life is. so grab a beer, pop a top, and toast that you are still alive. give a toast to those who aren't. those that died so you could be free. gave their lives so you can hate yours. you are ******* awsome. but you dont want to admit it. you go though **** day in and day out and you live. you are alive. this world cannot beat you. it cannot destroy you. there is no shame in defeat as long as the spirit is not conquered. so dont ******* give up. you are a good, decent person, who is in hard times. you deserve someboyd. you deserve a hug. you deserve a kiss at night. you deserve a friend. don't you ever ******* think differently you are awesome so start ******* acting like it. |
| Please check my English paper? (:? Hello, my name is Bar and I am eighteen years old. I live on Balfour street in Netanya near Laniado hospital, where I was born. I have three siblings: Tom, Eden, and Noa. Tom is my identical twin, people often confuse us for each other. My big brother, Eden, is one year older than me, and is enlisted in the military. At eight years old, my little sister, Noa, studies at the Elementary school in Beeri. I have various of hobbies. I like sports, especially football and basketball. I used to play sports with friends after school and sometimes we watch football games together. I am a fan of the team Real Madrid and I don't miss any game and support them everytime. Another hobby which I spend most of the day is playing computer games. I also like to watch TV series and movies preferring action and tension genres. In school, I learn computer science which is 10 units of study and project in physics which is 5 units of study as matter exams. The project in physics was quite strict and exhausting and I am very glad that I have finished it successfully. I feel like I have more free time to do things I have never had the chance to do. My favourite subject is computer science, because I really like computers and everything that connects to it. I hope someday I will be programmer in high-tech company, just like my father. My father is my guiding light. When he was young, he lived in slum and used to be naughty, but he decided to pull himself up by the bootstraps. He persevered in learning and he became an information technology manager in successfull company in Ramat Gan. In these days I have been learning to the psychometric a lot of hours per day in order to pass the admission of the academic reserve and I wish Iwill succeed in the exam that will take place in April. |
| "Hello, my name is Bar and I am eighteen years old. I live on Balfour Street in Netanya near Laniado Hospital, where I was born. I have three siblings: Tom, Eden, and Noa. Tom is my identical twin; people often confuse us for each other. My brother Eden is one year older than me, and is enlisted in the Army. At eight years old, my little sister, Noa, studies at the elementary school in Beeri. I have a variety of hobbies. I like sports, especially football and basketball. I used to play sports with friends after school and sometimes we watch football games together. I am a fan of the team Real Madrid. I watch every game and support them every time. Another hobby to which I devote a lot of the day is playing computer games. I also like to watch TV series and movies, preferring action and tension genres. In school, I learn computer science, which is 10 units of study and a project in physics which is 5 units of study [as matter] exams. The project in physics was quite demanding and exhausting, and I am very glad that I have finished it successfully. I feel like I have more free time to do things I have never had the chance to do. My favourite subject is computer science, because I really like computers and everything to do with them. I hope some day I will be a programmer in a high-tech company, just like my father was. My father is my guiding light. When he was young, he lived in a slum and used to behave badly, but he decided to "pull himself up by the bootstraps". He persevered in his learning and he became an information technology manager in a successful company in Ramat Gan. Lately I have been studying psychometrics several hours per day in order to be admitted to the academic reserve, and I very much hope I will succeed in the exam that will take place in April." It's very good. I wasn't quite sure what you meant by "as matter exams" in your third paragraph -- "5 units of study as regards the final exam", perhaps? |