How can i stretch my *** hole without it hurting and the pain? is there an easier way to do this because it hurts and i cant use anything with a reasonable size to it |
Hi James
There are any number of ways to do it but by and large, starting out with smaller objects and working your way up is the best option.
If you are experiencing pain, it could be that your muscles are simply tightening up due to anxiety. Perhaps you need to look at meditation and relaxation techniques to assist with this.
I'm just a bit confused about why you'd ask this under the mental health section rather than general health or men's health or something.
Peps |
Whats really? The appeal of anal sex, isnt it like making something bigger than it should be, isnt it uncomfortable to walk around with a stretched out *** hole, sorry i know, weird question but im just curious, and what if the guy is too big? D'you force it? |
| Well ur Butt hole are really not made for that!!! If a guy wants that then Why not get himself a Gay Guy? I'm sure he will go Crazy over it!! Girl what's wrong with u? |
How do yo treat a "cats ***" that comes from stretching your ears too fast? I got a little too eager about gauging my ears so i kinda went from a 18g to a 2g way too fast, and i got a haircut, and my school is making me take them out, but the hole looks like a cats butthole..any suggestions on how to fix this problem? |
you just have to leave them out for a while
or slowly use smaller guages |
I just tried to have a poo it come out a bit and it really hurts so i had to stop? well i really needed a dump but as i was going it really hurt i didn't manage to get none of it out and it went back inside im kinda worried it wont come out now :/ also it was really stretching my *** hole :/ |
That's your average constipation. Don't worry--your poo is not as afraid of the outdoors as you may think :] You should try to drink some prune juice (30 minute results), that's the BEST idea. Otherwise, you could take fiber (such as Metamucil, 12hr results), or if it's very severe pain and you want it over with fast, either an enema or suppositories are okay choices. So let me break it down for you.
An enema works REALLY well. You squirt about 1 cup of salt water into your bum via a premade container. It's lubricated, so it doesn't really hurt going in. You have to hold one of two specific positions (the cat in heat position, or the partial fetal position, for about 5-10mins while the salt water solution soaks in. Then you have diarrhea 2-3 times. You'll feel light headed and maybe a bit nauseous, so drink lots of water or gatorade, or both, immediately after.
Suppositories are little pill-type things you stick up your bum. They come in packs of 4 or 16, and are also pre-lubricated. They go in pretty easily, are short and thin. Then you clench your butt muscles together tightly for about 15mins. After that, the remainder of the pill will pop out, and you'll have a bowel movement! Although it kind of burns, and sometimes hurts a little, it's much better after it's over.
Hopefully those will help, but you could always use liquid laxatives such as Miralax (12hr results) or Milk of Magnesia (12hr results). Be careful what you choose, and always follow the directions. Then once it's done, make sure you get about 28g of fiber per day, along with 1.5 litres of fluids, especially water. Try to eat lots of fruits and veggies if you can, too. Hope this helped! |
Please tell me i did not lose my butt virginity by pooping....? i had a really big poop today and it stretched my **** hole. i mean i ate a lot of chicken teriyaki so that is the problem. if i lose my butt virginity my mother will kill me i'm only 26 years old! Please help me I don't know what to do!! answer and contact me at ur-mom-ooh-burn@yahoo.com |
| You're good, your virginity is still in tact, |
First Time Gay Teen Sex? Okay so I'm sixteen and I have my first boyfriend. Long story short we have both decided we want to sleep together. We know what it means, and the connection that comes with it, but we've both decided that we care about each other enough and are mature enough to handle it.
I have never recieved any safe sex information in my life, so what do I need to know? The things I already know:
- Always use a condom
- Might have to stretch the *** hole a bit
- Lots and lots of lube
- Might hurt/not work the first few tries
Anything else? |
Don't Be Pressured To Do Anything You Don't Want To Do.
But If This Is The Descision You Really Want To Make..
Make Sure You're Careful And Ready.
Have Fun ;) |
What kind of STI did I get? Not to long ago I decided it was time to take a break from WOW (World of Warcraft) and lose my virginity. So I went down to the local brothel and grabbed myself the cheapest hooker i could find. Her name was Steve. She was wearing a tight pleather mini skirt which exposed her foot long pubic hair. I brought her home and she said she needed to get ready for me. I decided this was a reasonable thing and told her I would hed down to the corner store for a condomn while she was getting ready. I didnt really know what kind to get so i bought the extra small ribbed variety. When I got back, there she was layed out on the bead in tight fitting fishnet. It seemed as though she was trying to hide something in between her legs, but I thought nothing of it. She started to feel me up, so I did the same. Then she said take some of this pill honey, it will make the experience all that better for you. I didnt see the harm it this so I went with it. I woke up the next morning with me *** stretched three feet wide. I sooned realized that my *** hole was full off yellowish green puss filled warts. They were quite itchy so i began to scratch. The pain was to much to bare. What the hell is this STI!?!?!?!?!?!? |
| The way to find out if you have a particular STD is by an old Norwegian home remedy. First you need to find 3 goldfish guyneys and sand from Yankee stadium. Then you combine the two with rat semen and ogre mucous. Put the mixture in a 30 inch baking pan and place in the slit of your butt crack. If you smell burning then you have Chlamydia. If you smell roses then you have the HIV. |
Tapper streching two holes! HElP? Hai guys.
So i have a question for those people who have two ear gages next to each other.
Im looking to gage my first two holes in my ear,
My first whole 0
And my second a 2.
I dont want to mess the stretching up and rip my wholes and have a huge *** one.
My first whole right now i a 14
And my second is a 12.
I dont know if i should gage both of them at the same time or what.
Should i gage my first whole all the way up to a 0?
Then when thats done start on my second one and gage it to the 2?
Can some one just help ha.
Im confused and dont want to **** uppp.
THanks(: |
You want to STRETCH to 2g and 0g. Gauge is a unit of measurement.
And if you stretch slowly, correctly and safely, you should not have an issue with whichever way you choose to do this. I'd stretch one piercing at a time though, as your ears may be a bit sore if you do two piercings on the same ear at once. |
Something to do with stretched lobes, if you don't know what you're talking about die.? Okay I've had my ears stretched to 6g for about a month now, they randomly started to get dry, and itchy. So, being my dumb *** self, i scratched at them. Well now they are scabbed over really bad and smell like puss.. i guess? I got a second hole put in my ear about a week before this happened, so I'm guessing that's what irritated my lobes in the first place.
Now, my question is.. what should I put on them to make the infection or whatever this is go away?
And do you have any idea why it's doing this?
I do not want any smart *** remarks, or anything of that sort.
So, if you are not going to be helpful, don't even post anything. |
This happened to me when I started stretching. The best thing to do is soak your lobes in warm sea salt water. Mix 1 teaspoon of sea salt with 1 cup of warm water, and soak your lobes for about 10-15 minutes. You should do this 2-3 times a day until your ears have healed.
Soaking them in salt water pulls out impurities and allows it to heal faster.. Unfortunately you might have to go back down to an 8g, but it is well worth it, for healed lobes. Wait 2 months before trying to stretch again
Oh and DO NOT add too much salt, it is extremely bad for your piercing |
My selfish mom makes my life suck!? my mom is a complete ***** to me. but my sisters just get everything they ******* want. my mom does absolutely nothing. i do all the house work and everything. lets see....
6:30am i wake up and get ready for school. then go to school.
my mom gets up at 7:45 and goes to work.
i get out of school at 2:30pm
she gets out at 4:30.
after school i have to get my sisters and watch them until 6:00pm or whenever my mom decides to come home.during that time im watching them im cleaning and doing all the house work. if she comes home and its not clean she bitches. she never cleans. i clean up after HER. she just sits around in front of the tv makin a mess with food or talkin to her bf. then most of the time we go to her bf's house and have to spend the night there and i sleep on a recliner. i get like 4 days of the month in my own bed. then i have to wake extra early to get to school on time. my sisters have no chores except to clean their room. and then when im baby sitting and one is mouthing off, im not even allowed to tell them to go to their room! my mom says i should go upstairs which is bull ****! and then if i do go she will ***** about downstairs not being clean! my sisters are *** holes to me and get away with it but when i do somethin back i get in trouble! i wanna just punch my sister in the mouth sometimes! i hate my family! how can i get my mom and sisters to just lighten up on me? and dont say just being nice to them. i tried and it dont work. cuz then my sister will think she can get away with being a jerk and stretch her limits further. at least when im a jerk back and hold things against her she dont take it too far cuz she knows ill get her.. |
Ok.. this is really ridiculous. You're being exploited. As far as i could understand, u even tried to speak to them and it didn't work. So if i was in your place, i would start to threaten them by now. You're a man and you have to act so. I'm not saying that doing the chores reduce your masculinity but this is the excess. You have a life too and youth doesn't come again and again. You have to take advantage of your life too.
So go straight to threatening now. Threaten them that you would call the service of guyren if they don't stop exploiting you. You're being ill-treated. Tell her to share the chores and allow you to go with your friends atleast 2 weekends and the other 2 weekends of the month, you'll baby sit.
If she doesn't agree.. then stop doing all the chores. Just wash yourself, prepare your food and go to school. To hell with everyone. She'll understand by herself that she's dependent on you and that she ahs to accept what you say. Become a little bit aggressive in your words, not action though. |